The other day I made this exact point to Hubby by being rather direct, after all, we were standing in the kitchen and no one was within listening distance.
I said: Your zipper is down.
Hubby looked down, patted his zipper and said: Cheer up, chap! It can't be that bad! Poor guy. Things will get better if you have a cheery outlook...at which point, we both started giggling.
Life is not boring at our house.
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Poor zipper :( LOL! :D
Humorous post :-)) it made me smile.
Anyway, thank you for the info that comments cannot be posted on my scenic link. I tried to fix it already hoping it's okay.
Belle
LOL that's funny :-)
That is funny. Love a man with a good sense of humour.
Here is a joke a friend sent to me.
Testicles and Snoring ...
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.
'Yeah right!' she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed.
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins
snoring loudly.
The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.
He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, 'I don't know where we were or what we did, but, by God we took FIRST and SECOND place!
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