Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark

ONE: Don't miss the boat. Be flexible enough to see what's going on around you.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat, so be kind.

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. 

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. 

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. 

SIX: Build your future on high ground even if it doesn't make sense to others. 

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs. 

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. 

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile. Sometimes, you miss an opportunity by trying too hard.

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. 

ELEVEN: No matter what the storm may bring, with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.