Random thoughts

If you think about it, the pencil was the first computer. It had 'print' at one end and 'delete' at the other.

Any situation looks different when you ask yourself, "Will this be important in six months?"

It's OK to be mad at God. He can handle it.

Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument that you realize you are wrong.

You can't be late until you show up.

Forgive yourself. You deserve it.

Do you ever feel like you are diagonally parked in a parallel universe?

Think of giving not as a duty but as a privilege.

Let your children see you cry. It shows you are human.

There is definitely a need for a 'sarcasm' font.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

What other people think of you is none of your business.

Freezers deserve lights.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

If ovens can clean themselves, microwaves should ,too.

Why is there that little pang of terror when your computer asks if you want to save your edits, and you know you haven't made any?